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PostSubject: Great Jokes   Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:25 am

Why does irish dogs have flat faces ? Because of her chasing parked cars!
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A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
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What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"
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What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"
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A man was injected with a deadly poison, but, it did not kill him. Why?

He was already dead!
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:07 am

bullsh it
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:55 pm

SeanVW wrote:
Why does irish dogs have flat faces ? Because of her chasing parked cars!
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
A man was injected with a deadly poison, but, it did not kill him. Why?

He was already dead!
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

Completely rubbish
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:28 pm

Why Can't Animals Take Quiz's?

Too Many Cheetahs Lol

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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:56 pm

My father died in the holocaust

he fell off a watchtower
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:20 pm

Pinkie Pie.
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:31 pm

LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:26 pm

indeed
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:07 am

Indeed -removed- -removed- -removed- -removed- -removed- -removed- -removed- -removed-
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PostSubject: Re: Great Jokes   Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:08 am

Indeed -removed- -removed- -removed- -removed-
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