your mommas so fat she got baptised in sea world
i have a racist one but i think ill get banned if i say it :L
your mommas so fat when she wore a yellow coat the sun said 'i quit'
your mommas so stupid someone told her it was chilli outside so she brought out a bowl
your mommas so poor she makes you eat your cereal with a fork to save milk
your mommas so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows are K,F,C
your mommas so fat whenever someone goes to an amusmant park they ride her
your mommas so fat she makes jab of the hut (dont know how you spell it) look anarexic